Things I Love About Women

Since this is my first post in this series, I feel the need to include a short disclaimer. Please keep in mind that all of these little things I’ll be writing about are simply theories, and many of them are somewhat comical in nature. A few are very comical in nature, and as I’ve already written, the last thing I’m trying to do is upset or insult anyone, particularly my female readers. Furthermore, I posted something some time back titled [The Three Second Rule] because there’s a line between healthy attraction and creepy stalker behavior. As in nature, women are masters of catching the male eye, and so much more. I’ve always been impressed with a woman’s ability to both multi-task, and micromanage these innumerable little details, and here’s one of those details. The cellphone in the back pocket. That’s right I said it because I enjoy it. That being said, I believe that many women take things a step further by making sure their shirt is hanging up and behind their cellphone in such a way as to show off . . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . yes . . . their butt! My male mind likes to picture a woman standing in front of a three-sided vanity mirror, practicing her cellphone shirt hanging method until she has mastered it to perfection! As I’ve already written, women are mysterious, and that’s precisely how I like it and want it to remain.

Joseph Shanklin

March 13, 2020