Some of you may know from my writing that I’m on probation. When I finish in a few weeks, it will have been 22 months since I started in December of 2018.
I’ve completed hundreds of drug tests. I take 3 or 4 drug tests each week. Of everything, probation requires of me; this is what I will not miss the most. Being in a small room and peeing into a small bottle while some dude watches. Oh, and the urinal is surrounded by mirrors just in case the angle isn’t just right for the observation. We wouldn’t want staff to miss out on any private parts. Must be a heck of a job, watching people pee for a living.
Drugs are bad!
August 20, 2020