The old man peered out from beneath the fluffy pink comforter and whispered, "where am I?" Something about the Tinkerbell sheets looked familiar, but the rest of the bedroom was foreign, even alien. Fear gripped his mind, tightening his chest and filled his diaper with pee. Scared out of mind, he pulled the Disney blankets … Continue reading Magical Headlines: Surprise Guest
Month: May 2024
I've already posted something about anthony fauci's cruelty toward dogs. Whether you learned about his atrocities from my blog or another source, it's vital for the world to know the truth about this evil piece of shit. In fact, fauci's evil goes way beyond torturing and killing puppies. He's always been a monster. Eventually, He's … Continue reading Magical Headlines: The Puppy’s Revenge, Anthony Fauci Must Pay For Torturing Helpless Puppies
Inspired by a blog I follow, I've decided to launch a boat into the Bermuda Triangle. For those who remember Gilligan's Island and the SS Minnow, the boat's name will be the SS Swamp Minnow. And, for those familiar with the reigning members of our nation's swamp, I'll be forcing several swamp clowns into crew … Continue reading The SS Swamp Minnow Sails Into The Bermuda Triangle Never To Be Seen Again
Pictured: Flooding this week in Houston, Texas. When I got home from work Thursday evening, I didn't get out of my truck for nearly 30 minutes. I realized sitting inside a Ford F-150 is not a safe place to be during a Tornado Warning, but with 75 MPH Winds, Lightning, Crazy Rain, and Branches flying … Continue reading Thursday Night Felt Like A Hurricane.
Recently, alexandria ocasio-cortez aka aoc, attended a protest against the manufacturers of Tape. The sizeable homemade sign she was carrying had been written with a box of crayons and stated: Stop Killing Ducks Two Make Duck Tape! The entire event was funded and planned by george soros, a high-ranking member of The Fruity Little Club … Continue reading Magical Creative Headlines: AOC, Member of The FLC, Goes To Jail!
Damages Part 2, The World Is A Serial Killer Please sit back, relax, and do your best to keep an open mind. In order to get the most out of what you're preparing to read, you will need to attempt to empathize with someone who's empathizing. Edit It's Friday morning, and you've just arrived at … Continue reading Damages Part II [The World is a Serial Killer] June 2019
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